Luke comes home from his first day of school, and his mother asks, “What did you learn today?”“Not enough,” Luke replies. “They said I have to go back tomorrow.”
Submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?
Kate: Why?
Nate: Because there was no history to study!
Submitted by Nathaniel R., Glendale, Wis.
Chad: Why do magicians do so well in school?
Josh: I don’t know. Why?
Chad: They’re good at trick questions.
Submitted by Chad N., Firestone, Colo.
Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
Leonard: Why?
Jacob: She had bright students!
Submitted by Jacob B., South Bend, Ind.
